Speed Reading... not

I was having a conversation with a student today and Tony Buzan's 'Mind Mapping' book came up. 'I've got his 'Speed Reading' book from the library.' she said, writing something in her note book. 'I've renewed it eight times.'

(Beat. Eye contact. Fits of laughter from us both as we realise what she's said.)

Funniest thing I've heard in weeks.