I saw this on TV a few minutes ago and I have to say, Foley scandal, Iraq, Fox News, Bush in general... they all have nothing on the sheer horror I felt when watching Jon Stewart tell me about this new snack.
Anyone who buys one of these should be escorted from the premises by security and taken to a safe and welcoming institution.
Mind you, if they brought out a mint-flavoured one I might consider it.
This is a piece of music I wrote about seven or eight years ago that I keep thinking I should do something with (least of all a new title).
It's actually a piece by Handel but inverted to produce a completely new work.
The file should play in iTunes or download automatically to your RSS reader if you've got that option enabled.
Inverted Handel
Back in July I blogged about how I rang British Telecom to inform them of my move to Scotland and, by a bizarre coincidence, ended up talking to someone who'd just moved in to the same street I was going to.
Well blow me down if it didn't happen again: I rang my bank recently to ask for some deposit envelopes and, out of the hundreds of operators I could have spoken to, in a call centre several hundred miles away, I got through to someone who, it turns out, used to work in the pub at the end of my road!
Try telling me that isn't spooky?
I went to a talk by two university alumni today, organised by the students' union (a great initiative, incidentally - I spoke to the President and VP afterwards and they were really switched on to the role the union has to play in the future of their members, not just their alcohol intake).
Anyway the two designers in question had been out in 'the real world' for a number of years and spoke about what had happened to them since, and how they got where they are today.
And there was a common theme to both their talks: social capital.
Neither made a really big play about talent or skill, but both talked about chance encounters, meetings with people who introduced them to other people, building relationships, the importance of personality...
In other words, while the design industry pressures higher education to squeeze the curriculum with yet more 'business skills' like how to use a spreadsheet, how to answer the phone, how to do accounts, how to fix a Mac, how to sew on buttons, how to turn a seam, how to create a rollover blah blah blah, the skills that industry actually uses itself at any level above Mac Monkey and seamstress are exactly the sort of social skills that going to university used to provide but is in danger of losing as the 'skills agenda' takes over.
We're in danger, I think, of producing design graduates who can work out the figures that show they're about to go bust because they haven't developed the social skills and the personal assurance and identity that they really need to get on.
There was a telling comment at the end when the graphic designer was asked about the role of technical skills. He'd been asked what he looked for in someone applying for a job: personality, communication and imagination were the top three if I remember correctly. For Mac skills, he said, while they were important to his business, he tended not to look to art school graduates for those.
This is the difference - or should be the difference - between a designer and an artworker. A degree in design isn't about acquiring technical skills but about understanding the discipline, the people design affects, the role it has to play in society, in business, in the wider world, and - for want of a better phrase - growing up. What he was basically saying was someone who knows their subject, is communicative and enthusiastic about it, will make a far better designer than someone who can work in Photoshop without breaking a sweat but is crap at talking to clients, colleagues or so focussed on learning new shortcuts that they rarely manage to read a book that isn't about their favourite program.
Moreover, it should be about being a graduate - articulate, knowledgeable, able to grow and continue to learn. Being at university is a rare opportunity to change and thrive; you can learn Photoshop anytime, but as much as society's attitude to age is changing, your youth is still the best place and time to have fun, travel, experiment learn and think.
The skills agenda being pushed by so much of the design industry is shortsighted in that it threatens to produce mindless graduates far less able to grow their business than is currently the case, but it's also immoral in that it assumes young people go to university, spend three or four years of their lives and tens of thousands of pounds purely for the benefit of accountants and directors.
University should be fun, relaxed and nurturing, not unpaid labour and cheap training for any industry. Who benefits from that?
I shouldn't laugh...
"A family today told how a squirrel went berserk and trashed their house after falling down their chimney.
Retired engineer Alan White, 67, and his wife Janice, 65, came home from a weekend away to find their lounge had been ransacked, causing thousands of pounds worth of damage.
The couple initially feared burglars had broken into their home in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, but the culprit was found to be a squirrel which had left sooty paw prints all over the room.
The trapped rodent had tried chewing through the window frames and tore the curtain and settee to shreds in a desperate bid to escape.
The couple's 38-year-old son found the lifeless body of the squirrel behind the settee.
'Once we realised that we looked more carefully for damage and saw the settee, which was quite a nice one, had been ripped and gnawed,' said Mr White.
'Of course, the squirrel had been covered in soot falling down the chimney and everything, even the light on the ceiling, had been covered with soot by him.
'The curtains on both sides of the window had been torn to shreds and he had torn a big hole in the carpet.'
Mr White said he and his wife had been to the International Balloon Fiesta in Bristol with their grandson Shaun, 13, and were greeted by the scene of carnage when they arrived back.
'There were pot plants and ornaments strewn across the room and we immediately thought someone had broken in. But my wife pointed out that the doors were still locked,' he added.
Mr White said the squirrel had even tried to chew its way through the aluminium frame of the patio doors.
The family are relieved that the lounge doors were closed, preventing the trapped creature from running amok around their entire house.
The couple have been in contact with their insurance firm about the damage, and the lounge will have to be completely redecorated after the squirrel's rampage.
Mr White said he was now thinking about getting a chimney cowl fitted.
An RSPCA spokesman said the incident was very unusual. 'We've heard of birds getting into houses but never a squirrel getting down a chimney. It's unfortunate for the family - and the squirrel,' he said."(Via The Guardian.)
My long-term regular readers will both notice a slight redesign to the blog. Truth be told I've chosen a pretty god-awful template as a spur to myself to finally get round to redesigning the way this thing looks, and to tie it in with my 'real' website jonathanbaldwin.co.uk, which also desperately needs a redesign (although technically it actually just needs a design as the one it has was never intended to be the proper look).
So bear with me while I get round to it. (It'll still be like this in a year's time, I bet you). The eagle-eyed among you may also have spotted that my location has changed in anticipation of my forthcoming move north of the border to Scotland.
Lots going on at the moment!
Just heard the news that Visual Communication: From Theory to Practice has been shortlisted for the British Book Awards 2006!
Cool... results in November. Fingers crossed :-)
You'll thank me for pointing out this blog to you: aurgasm :: your favorite music you've never heard contains write-ups and sample tracks of some great music that you probably wouldn't hear otherwise.
Worth a visit, and make sure you download the tracks on offer. I've already ordered Anja Garbarek's latest album after hearing this track.
Well worth subscribing to the RSS feed to be alerted to updates.
(Actually on second thoughts you might hate me for this - it could prove very expensive. I just stopped myself buying another CD featured on the site...)
Visual Communication: From Theory to Practice
(Winner of 'Best Higher Education Title' at the British Book Awards 2006)
by Jonathan Baldwin and Lucienne Roberts
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