Fame at last! As the Apple Turns is one of my favourite sites - you don't need to be an Apple fan to get the humour. I strongly recommend tuning in regularly or subscribing to its well-hidden RSS feed. They get their leads from tips sent in by readers and I have just had an hon mensh (as Private Eye puts it) which is an honour indeed! The story I spotted was about Microsoft giving their employees basic geography lessons after several serious diplomatic incidents - serious but laughable...
"faithful viewer Jonathan Baldwin pointed us toward a silicon.com article which reveals that Windows 95 had been banned outright from the entire country of India-- not because the product is supremely awful (which, frankly, would have made us want to emigrate), but because 'when coloring in 800,000 pixels on a map of India, Microsoft colored eight of them a different shade of green,' implying that Kashmir wasn't part of India, which is actually against Indian law.
But wait, there's more! According to The Guardian, Microsoft employees were actually arrested in Turkey when officials discovered that 'Kurdistan had been shown as a separate entity on maps of the country.' Microsoft software has also shown the Korean flag in reverse, and Microsoft employees were 'questioned by police in China, where it is an offense to refer to Taiwan as a country or as the Republic of China.' Tom Edwards, Microsoft's 'senior geopolitical strategist' (see, they are trying to take over the world!), blames the 'lack of basic geography' among his company's employees.
Actually, though, it's not only geography, but also a lack of cultural knowledge that's tripped up the company on occasion. The game Age of Empires 2 ticked off Saudi Arabia 'because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques.' Another game, Kakuto Chojin, included rhythmic chanting in the background that just happened to be an Arabic excerpt from the Koran, and again the Saudis protested, leading to the game's withdrawal worldwide. And due to what is described as an 'unfortunate error in translation,' the Spanish version of Windows XP 'gave users an option to select their gender from not specified, male, or 'bitch.'' Uh, whoops.
Not that we wouldn't make any or all of these mistakes and more ourselves; heck, we can hardly get through an episode without offending either the Australians or all of Canada or both. ('Curling is a sport for the aged and infirm!!' See?) Then again, we make no claim to be able to make and sell products to a global market, so maybe we shouldn't let Microsoft off the hook so easily. In any case, here's hoping that Microsoft's new 'geography classes for its staff' aren't too effective, because some of these blunders are far too entertaining not to be repeated."